Jumping Turkeys and Funny Hats –
Quest Readers Share Holiday Stories

by Kathy Wechsler

Christmas lights

What makes a holiday season special? Rarely is it the gifts — usually it’s the people and the moments we share with them. On these pages, several members of the MDA family share treasured memories and traditions of holidays past and present.

TELLING STORIES

Francetta Crowley,
mother of Leslie Crowley Jr., 12 (Duchenne MD)
Ellenwood, Ga.

I come from a family of 13 sisters and brothers. Every year, on Christmas Day, my mother and father would put out presents and boxes filled with gifts, fruits and other surprises. At the end of the day, we would gather around the Christmas tree for another treat and more presents. If you can imagine the number of children in our family, imagine how many gifts lay under our one Christmas tree!

Now, I share these same stories with my family of six, as a holiday tradition. We give gifts in the morning and gather around the tree in the evening to pass out additional presents. Leslie Jr. has been the center of our lives. He brings our entire family joy. Each time my mother visits us, he clings to her with anticipation of stories of when we were growing up.

HATS OFF!

Luke Christie, 13 (SMA)
2006 MDA National Goodwill Ambassador
Due West, S.C.

The most unusual tradition that my family has is at Thanksgiving. When all the family is over, we take photos of all the men with weird hats on. The hats are different every year.

TREASURED GIFT

Morgan Fritz, 7 (SMA)
2005 MDA National Goodwill Ambassador
St. Peters, Mo.

My favorite gift was a clipping from the tail of the horse I ride, J.R., with a ribbon tied around it from my instructors at Therapeutic Horsemanship. I love it and still treasure it.

NEW TRADITIONS

Susan Peer, daughter of
Blaine Whaley, 73 (inclusion-body myositis)
Jacksboro, Texas

Our family’s Thanksgiving is one I look forward to every fall. Several years ago, my mother and father stopped hosting the traditional Thanksgiving dinner because both had chronic illnesses. The new tradition, now set in place, made this family holiday much easier for them to handle.

Thanksgiving begins with all of our families gathering at the farm to help collect firewood for the campfire. After the fire is lit, we cook wieners on long sticks over the open flame. A can of chili is heated up in the coals for those who prefer chili dogs.

Along with the hot dogs, there are chips, condiments, soft drinks and hot chocolate. For dessert, s’mores! Roasted marshmallows and a chocolate bar squished between two graham crackers are a favorite, especially among the 16 grandchildren.

We end the evening sitting around the fire talking while the grandchildren thoroughly enjoy exploring the great outdoors. Being outside in the crisp fall air is a wonderful way to celebrate the season.

SMOKIN?

Jan Blaustone, 51 (limb-girdle MD)
Freelance writer
Nashville, Tenn.

One Thanksgiving my husband and brother were smoking the holiday turkey. Knowing it would take all day, my sister-in-law and I left for a little sale shopping.

A couple of hours later we returned to our somewhat nervous husbands, who declared the bird was done. They presented us with what looked like a big black raisin on a platter. The bird was definitely “blackened” rather than smoked and had shriveled to a quarter of its original 20 pounds.

All I could think of doing was to serve it with a hearty Zinfandel instead of Chardonnay and open a second jar of gravy.

BARK HUMBUG

Chance Wechsler, 3,
Service dog of Quest Staff Writer Kathy Wechsler (Friedreich’s ataxia)
Tucson, Ariz.

Christmas is a time of joy for most humans, but I speak for all caninekind when I say, “Bah Humbug!” My Scrooge-like attitude is a result of the frustration I feel during the Christmas season.

First, the humans bring in this huge tree and put it in a dog bowl filled with flavored water and tell me I’m not allowed to drink it. Then they take out hundreds of dog toy-looking objects and put them all over the tree, and I get in trouble for admiring them.

My friend Sammy told me he once got yelled at for relieving himself on the tree. How are we supposed to know which trees we can water and which trees we can’t?

When the humans open their presents on Christmas morning, the floor gets covered in an avalanche of crinkly, interesting-smelling paper. I want nothing more than to plunge into the pile, tearing every sheet I can get my teeth on, but they don’t let me do that either.

Then there’s the food. The humans spend Christmas Day preparing a feast. Just when the mouth-watering turkey is ready and people start sitting down at the table, they kick me out. I spend Christmas dinner outside with my golden retriever cousin, Annie, plotting a strategy to taste a juicy morsel of turkey.

This year will be different. I plan to invite all my friends from the dog park over for the festivities, and then we’ll see who’s saying, “Bah Humbug!”

EVER-READY

Andy Vladimir, 74 (myotonic MD)
Travel writer
Coconut Grove, Fla.

Because my wife, Ute, is German we follow her family tradition of having real candles on our Christmas tree, which we light on Christmas Eve. When we got married 18 years ago I was frightened this could start a fire, and I insisted on getting out the fire extinguisher, which I held in my hands pointed at the tree. I have long since forgotten about the extinguisher, and now we sing Christmas carols.

WHERE'S THE TURKEY?

Jeni Stepanek, 47 (mitochondrial myopathy)
MDA National Vice President
Mother of Mattie Stepanek, 2002-2004 MDA National Goodwill Ambassador
Rockville, Md.

It was 1997. I was a single mother and Mattie was 7. The old oven in our tiny kitchen had a broken door hinge, so the door was either closed or opened all the way to the floor. Even though the turkey was only 10 pounds, it was too heavy for us to lift, so we put a pan in the oven, and Mattie and I rolled the turkey up the door, into the pan, and turned on the oven.

To baste it every 30 minutes, I rested the hot oven door (as hot as the oven itself) on a folded towel across my knees and pulled the turkey pan out halfway, so it balanced half on the rack, half on the door. This went on for a couple of hours and it was fine.

But two-thirds of the way through, I forgot to put the towel on my knees. I opened the door, pulled out the turkey and suddenly I felt my knees burning. I flinched, closing my eyes for a split second. When I opened my eyes, the turkey was gone. I swear on the Bible that turkey was gone! The pan was tipped over and juice was all over the floor. I tried to back up and my wheelchair wouldn’t move.

I called for Mattie, who came into the kitchen and said, “The turkey is on the floor behind your wheelchair. It’s holding you hostage.”

I don’t know how you would explain it in the world of physics. Somehow the turkey had catapulted over my shoulder and landed behind my wheelchair. Mattie couldn’t lift it, so I said, “Kick the turkey around to the side.” He tried to push it with his foot, but it wedged between the counter, the wheelchair and the oven. It was trapped under my wheel and I still couldn’t move.

Initially, we were kind of in shock, and then it got frustrating, and then we just started laughing hysterically. Because it was Thanksgiving Day, all our friends were out of town, but we finally found a neighbor who came and helped us get the bird back in the oven.

We did end up eating it. There was no way that bird was going to win. When we pulled the wishbone, Mattie got the bigger half. He said, “Next year I wish we would be invited to someone else’s house for Thanksgiving.” That wish came true and I’ve never cooked a Thanksgiving turkey again. I’m not risking one jumping out and holding me hostage anymore.

BIG BREAKFAST

Travis Haire,
father of Victoria Haire, 10 (limb-girdle MD)
Jeffersonville, Ind.

Every year since Victoria was 1, we’ve had an annual breakfast with Santa for her friends at our house at Christmastime. We send out invitations and have great decorations and, of course, a visit from the big man himself.

The kids love it and so do the adults. I enjoy cooking and prepare a hot breakfast every year.